one day kate french decided to climb mount everest, so she packed her bags, then her mum caught her sneaking out of the house, and so kate and her mum had a giant fight.....during the fight her mum said "KATE FRENCH UR NOT MOVING TO JOSHS HOUSE" and kate said "NO IM NOT! IM GOING UP MOUNT EVEREST" and her mum was like "WTF???? NO UR NOT GOING UP MOUNT EVEREST, ANYWAY U WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT UP ANYWAY!!" then kates like "O.O U OLD....!@#$%^&* (swear)" then her mums like "U BAD DAUGHTER GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND NEVER COME BACK!!!" so kate runs out of the house crying...and goes to joshys houseyy she rings the doorbell and josh opens the door, then kates like "JOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and josh is like "WTF?? UR PANDA EYED" and kates like "oh shit" then wipes her eyes....(but she makes herself even more panda eyed) anyway in the meantime josh has taken kates bags inside the house....when kate goes in the house, josh tells her to sit down on his bed and kate though "his room is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo messy...theres a rotten apple on his pillow EWWWWWWWWW" then she says to josh "JOSHY COME WITH ME AND WE WILL CLIMB UP MOUNT EVEREST" and josh is like "WTF R U CRAZY???" and kates like "no im serious here josh....just please please pretty please with a cherry on top come with me my awesome josh" and josh thens like "awww ok then kate...LETS GO NOW" then kates like "I LOVE U JOSH THANKS SO MUCH!!!" then josh is like ok "do u have any cash?" and kates like "ummm i have $20,000" and then she like hehehe then asks josh "do u have any cash?" then josh is like"...i have $20, 00000000" and kates eyes turn into this (cash)O (cash) and josh is like hahahahahhahaha so the 2 of them pack joshs bags and go to the airport....and take a plane to...where ever mount everest is....(i dont know where it is) then when they get off the plane....they take some old men with them to take thier stuff and a guide....then they start going uo the mountain....(like a million years l8r when they FINALLY reach the top...THERE IS A....SPHINX THERE AT THE TOP AND HES JUST WOKEN UP AND HE THINKS KATE LOOKS ULTRA LIKE A PANDA!!! SO THE SPHINX WANTS TO EAT KATE!!! so he pounces at kate, but josh is faster....HE THROWS HISMSELF INFRONT OF KATE AND GETS EATEN!!! then kates like "JOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO THIS IS ALL MY FAULT FOR LOOKING LIKE A PANDA!!" then kate jumps down the mountain and dies...
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